what would you do?

Georgies Dad · 25th January 2017, 16:35

A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him.
After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep,
growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Nicola Sturgeon, Leader of the Scottish Nationalists.

That evening, the man brought Nicola to the evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky cirrus clouds,
a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again.
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and
leaned over to Nicola and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

Nicola batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him?
He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'

Lancpudn · 25th January 2017, 17:18

LOLOL I bet George is killing himself laughing at that one.

rab60bit · 25th January 2017, 18:21

Oooh you are naughtly...and following 50 justifiable questions about their joint circumstances he'd probably get told that dog walking wasn't a devolved power.
...I'll now run for cover

25th January 2017, 16:35	#1
Georgies Dad This is my second home Land Rover Join Date: May 2013 Location: Thorpe St Andrew,Norwich Posts: 14,715 Thanks: 933 Thanked 2,925 Times in 1,979 Posts	what would you do? A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nicola Sturgeon, Leader of the Scottish Nationalists. That evening, the man brought Nicola to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nicola and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nicola batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him? He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.' __________________ Steve and Georgie Together Forever Lonely days are long Twilight sings a song All the happiness that used to be Soon my eyes will close Soon I'll find repose And in dreams, you're always near to me I'll see you in my dreams And then I'll hold you in my dreams

25th January 2017, 17:18	#2
Lancpudn This is my second home MG ZS EV Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: Lancashire Posts: 15,662 Thanks: 4,591 Thanked 3,427 Times in 2,565 Posts	LOLOL I bet George is killing himself laughing at that one. __________________ Blessed are the tea makers. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3b...auto-2000_auto

25th January 2017, 18:21	#3
rab60bit Posted a thing or two Rover 75 Saloon & Tourer Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Wilmslow Posts: 1,520 Thanks: 433 Thanked 301 Times in 212 Posts	Oooh you are naughtly...and following 50 justifiable questions about their joint circumstances he'd probably get told that dog walking wasn't a devolved power. ...I'll now run for cover