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22nd October 2021, 06:48 | #1 |
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The streaker
Two little old ladies, Connie and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress:
The shorter one, Jean, leaned over and said. "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show." "You're on." Said Connie, holding up a $10 bill. So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd. "What happened?” Asked Connie. "I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"
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