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Old 13th January 2007, 18:28   #21
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Old 13th January 2007, 18:29   #22
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Old 13th January 2007, 18:30   #23
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Old 13th January 2007, 18:32   #24
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Old 13th January 2007, 19:11   #25
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Took me a while to get that one. Had to say it out loud in an English accent.
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Old 13th January 2007, 19:17   #26
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Took me a while to get that one. Had to say it out loud in an English accent.
Still don't get it unless it's virgin births and all that load of old twoddle.
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Mary - Merry........get it now???
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Thank you, must be my Norf Lundun accent.
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Old 15th January 2007, 15:55   #30
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