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4th December 2020, 12:03 | #1 |
This is my second home
MG ZT and Rover 75, Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Wigan
Posts: 3,276
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Officer Crabtree Returns Again!
When spirits are low you can guarantee that this guy will make you smile!https://youtu.be/JrT4sc7jhnM
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4th December 2020, 12:18 | #2 |
This is my second home
ZT260 #243 (resting) Join Date: May 2010
Location: Prestonpans
Posts: 22,478
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Think you far pisting thot.
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4th December 2020, 18:38 | #3 |
Gets stuck in
MG-ZT 260SE Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Burstwick
Posts: 529
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This advert popped up during a youtube video and i nearly wet myself!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAzlsU_AcMY I only hope it comes with lots of medals and chicken feathers in its hat.
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This vehicle was the 5,293rd ZT to run off the production line, out of 18,894 This vehicle was the 1st ZT 260 SE to be made out of 384 This vehicle was the 75th ZT in Starlight Silver (code: MBB) to be made out of 2,479 Starlight Silver ZTs (Now in Zircon) |
4th December 2020, 19:08 | #4 |
Posted a thing or two
Rover 75 Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Middlesbrough
Posts: 1,518
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An Officer Crabtree quote, " I will return at half NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD- socks"
The naughty word means drunk , so half drunk socks. |
5th December 2020, 13:56 | #5 |
This is my second home
Rovers 75 & 25 Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wearside
Posts: 4,522
Thanks: 543
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In my bog I have a kak, would you like a pi$$?
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6th December 2020, 18:49 | #6 |
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75 model car Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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I wouldn’t fancy a piece of cake if it’s been in your bog
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6th December 2020, 21:28 | #7 |
This is my second home
Rovers 75 & 25 Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wearside
Posts: 4,522
Thanks: 543
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My bog contains a chocolate log. I've had a pi$$ and while I was pi$$ing by the door I nearly shat myself when I drew my pi$tol. I felt a hand on my truncheon ... it was Herr Flick.
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7th December 2020, 17:31 | #8 |
This is my second home
Rovers 75 & 25 Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wearside
Posts: 4,522
Thanks: 543
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Herr Flick, it was said, was feeling for The Big Boobies Of The Fallen Madonna when my shat rang out.
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