Sales description.

jackatesme · 27th April 2016, 18:56

On Auto Trader Blackpole auto centre worcester.
Rover 75 connie. With,lights on warning buzzer,external temp gauge,internal bonnet release,four windscreen washer jets,parking lights,two reversing lights and an ashtray. This car has got everything

gozo ken · 27th April 2016, 20:09

Yes I'm surprised at the amount of petrol 75's that have a parking heater.
Ken.

Nev The Bear · 27th April 2016, 20:16

It surprises me how many adverts are have either a poor description or have photographs that do nothing to help the sale of the car in the advert.

planenut · 27th April 2016, 20:26

Hope it comes with wheels.

frankson · 28th April 2016, 09:33

If it's a diesel, it will be sure to have a 'Bullet-proof' engine. Very useful in a war zone maybe..

TomRS · 28th April 2016, 15:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankson

If it's a diesel, it will be sure to have a 'Bullet-proof' engine. Very useful in a war zone maybe..

I get pretty sick of reading that very statement.. and im still new to the MG scene.

marinabrian · 28th April 2016, 17:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by frankson

If it's a diesel, it will be sure to have a 'Bullet-proof' engine. Very useful in a war zone maybe..

Ah, but is it bombproof

Brian

K 9 · 28th April 2016, 17:43

I love the fact it has an "internal bonnet release" as opposed to presumably a crowbar.

marinabrian · 28th April 2016, 17:53

How about this for a description then......

For sale MGZT with the bullet and bomb proof M47R BMW engine.

Monogram Starlight Primetallic in "colour", this car boasts a wheel at each corner complete with black rubber circles with squiggly lines on them.

There is another of these wheels in the bone dry boot, which however has a different squiggly pattern on

Inside the car has a three way twist to it, blue suede seats combined with a roller blind which goes up and down at the touch of a button, and a sumptuous real walnut dashboard trim, with delightful faux walnut accents

In the middle of the two big dials in front of you is a small television, however this is rubbish having only test cards warning you a door, boot, bonnet has been left ajar

On the other hand the television also tells you how many miles before you must get out, walk to the nearest filling station and buy a plastic can and fill with diesel.

The thing with the big dials also beeps at you if you leave your lights on and get out, but also makes increasingly urgent noises when backwards is selected in the stirring pot next to the cup holder.

There are other buttons next to the roller blind one, one which is not related to John Nettles, but resembles a motorway bridge can be quite useful.

This when used in conjunction with the switches on the right of circular tiller, allows the car to drive itself, meaning important tasks such as pouring a cup of tea from your flask, or making a sandwich on long journeys a breeze

At night time the make up application mirror in the centre of the windscreen goes dark, this is not a problem for cosmetically challenged female occupants, as the darkness also disguises many cosmetic defects

As there are currently far too many vehicles parked outside of my home, it would be nice if someone may like to partake of the mix of gentlemen's club, meets brothel creeper hooligans express.

Thank you for your interest

Brian

jackatesme · 28th April 2016, 18:00

Just been back on Blackpole Auto Center site. Click on any car then additionals, they must employ somebody on a full time basis listing all of the extras.

27th April 2016, 18:56	#1
jackatesme This is my second home rover 75 saloon.Renault Captur 1.5 diesel. Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: rhymney Posts: 3,661 Thanks: 2,269 Thanked 1,242 Times in 702 Posts	Sales description. On Auto Trader Blackpole auto centre worcester. Rover 75 connie. With,lights on warning buzzer,external temp gauge,internal bonnet release,four windscreen washer jets,parking lights,two reversing lights and an ashtray. This car has got everything

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27th April 2016, 20:09	#2
gozo ken Avid contributor R75 SALOON Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Lincolnshire Posts: 226 Thanks: 20 Thanked 57 Times in 44 Posts	Yes I'm surprised at the amount of petrol 75's that have a parking heater. Ken.

27th April 2016, 20:16	#3
Nev The Bear This is my second home Does not matter Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: . Posts: 3,996 Thanks: 2,397 Thanked 1,575 Times in 987 Posts	It surprises me how many adverts are have either a poor description or have photographs that do nothing to help the sale of the car in the advert.

27th April 2016, 20:26	#4
planenut Regional Secretary Rover 1.8T Tourer Join Date: May 2007 Location: Heathrow Posts: 6,947 Thanks: 1,551 Thanked 2,036 Times in 1,264 Posts	Hope it comes with wheels.

28th April 2016, 09:33	#5
frankson Avid contributor Rover 75 saloon auto KV6 Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: portsmouth Posts: 207 Thanks: 462 Thanked 88 Times in 48 Posts	If it's a diesel, it will be sure to have a 'Bullet-proof' engine. Very useful in a war zone maybe..

28th April 2016, 17:43	#8
K 9 Regular poster Rover 75 Tourer Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Bournville Birmingham Posts: 44 Thanks: 18 Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts	I love the fact it has an "internal bonnet release" as opposed to presumably a crowbar.

28th April 2016, 17:53	#9
marinabrian MG ZT Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne Posts: 20,151 Thanks: 3,565 Thanked 10,837 Times in 5,718 Posts	How about this for a description then...... For sale MGZT with the bullet and bomb proof M47R BMW engine. Monogram Starlight Primetallic in "colour", this car boasts a wheel at each corner complete with black rubber circles with squiggly lines on them. There is another of these wheels in the bone dry boot, which however has a different squiggly pattern on Inside the car has a three way twist to it, blue suede seats combined with a roller blind which goes up and down at the touch of a button, and a sumptuous real walnut dashboard trim, with delightful faux walnut accents In the middle of the two big dials in front of you is a small television, however this is rubbish having only test cards warning you a door, boot, bonnet has been left ajar On the other hand the television also tells you how many miles before you must get out, walk to the nearest filling station and buy a plastic can and fill with diesel. The thing with the big dials also beeps at you if you leave your lights on and get out, but also makes increasingly urgent noises when backwards is selected in the stirring pot next to the cup holder. There are other buttons next to the roller blind one, one which is not related to John Nettles, but resembles a motorway bridge can be quite useful. This when used in conjunction with the switches on the right of circular tiller, allows the car to drive itself, meaning important tasks such as pouring a cup of tea from your flask, or making a sandwich on long journeys a breeze At night time the make up application mirror in the centre of the windscreen goes dark, this is not a problem for cosmetically challenged female occupants, as the darkness also disguises many cosmetic defects As there are currently far too many vehicles parked outside of my home, it would be nice if someone may like to partake of the mix of gentlemen's club, meets brothel creeper hooligans express. Thank you for your interest Brian

28th April 2016, 18:00	#10
jackatesme This is my second home rover 75 saloon.Renault Captur 1.5 diesel. Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: rhymney Posts: 3,661 Thanks: 2,269 Thanked 1,242 Times in 702 Posts	Just been back on Blackpole Auto Center site. Click on any car then additionals, they must employ somebody on a full time basis listing all of the extras.