A curious Mother

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Young Dave invited his mother for dinner.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how stunning her son’s flat mate, Joanne, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.

Reading his mothers thoughts Dave volunteered:-
I know what you are thinking, but I can assure you that we are just flat mates.

About a week later Joanne asked Dave:-
Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the frying pan; you don’t suppose she has taken it back with her do you?

Dave doubted that, but said he would email her, just in case:-

Dear Mother, I’m not saying that you did take the frying pan from my flat, and I’m not saying that you didn’t take the frying pan: but the fact is that it’s been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

By return his mother replied:-

Dear Son, I’m not saying that you do sleep with Joanne, and I’m not saying that you don’t sleep with Joanne, but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, then she would have found the frying pan by now.