A rude one. Taken out the swear words.

[jackatesme]

Sea Connery was being interviewed on the Parkinson show when he said, "Even at 72 i can still have sex 3 times a night." Also on the show was Cilla Black, who asked him back to her place later to prove it. After a few drinks they went to bed and had sex. Sean said "if you think that was good let me sleep for an hour then we will try again, but you must hold my private parts in your hands" Hour later he woke up and they had sex again. Sean says " that was wonderful, but let me sleep for another hour and we try again, but remember to keep a hold of my private parts." Hour later same again wonderful sex. While having a cigarette Sean was asked by Cilla " does my holding your private parts stimulate that much." Sean reply "Not at all Cilla, but the the last time i slept with a Scouser, she stole my wallet."