Tendjewberrymud

[GreyGhost]

It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the
conversation......
Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud". Be warned, you're going
to
find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this. This has
been nominated for best email of 1999.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in
the
Far East Economic Review....
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What?"
RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
bother?"
G "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes,
an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
RS "Wad?"
G "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G"Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem,tossy
singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G : "You're welcome"

[Keith]

Oh dear that was hard work to digest, time for another Scotch!

[Spôôk]

Watze madder. Yo zink ve forin peeples speek fonny!
Yo zhuld tray lisning too cockney.

Spôôk