Sweet little girl

Buster · 14th February 2007, 10:49

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on
her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and
fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over
there?"

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on
her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my
pet python weally gives a toth."

GreyGhost · 14th February 2007, 10:57

Excellent

JohnDotCom · 14th February 2007, 12:33

I like it...a lot

:lol:

Nick Hoare · 14th February 2007, 16:22

Very good

mykl · 14th February 2007, 18:34

Superb!

I didn't see that coming.

Lates · 14th February 2007, 20:42

Excellent !!!!!!

Kandyman · 15th February 2007, 11:29

Hehe nice one

Timbo.P6 · 18th February 2007, 11:21

brilliant,

Simon W · 21st February 2007, 12:26

14th February 2007, 10:49	#1
Buster Regular poster 75 Tourer, 2003. Can Am Spyder Roadster Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Sunny Scotland (Near Glasgow) Posts: 91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Sweet little girl A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a toth."

14th February 2007, 16:22	#4
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