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12th March 2009, 16:56 | #1 |
I really should get out more.......
Rover 75 Tourer CDT CLUB SE Copper Red Mica Dec 01 ....now deceased....replaced by2003 Royal Blue T Join Date: Nov 2007
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The old jokes still keep going...........
People were in their pews talking at church.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started Screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a Frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who Sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, 'Don't you know who I am?' The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.' 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man. 'Don't you realize I can kill with a word?' asked Satan. 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man in an even tone. 'Did you know that I could cause you profound , horrifying, agony for All eternity?' persisted Satan. 'Yep,' was the calm reply.. 'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan. 'Nope,' said the old man. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Well, why aren't you afraid Of me?' The old man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 44 years.'
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