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Old 23rd March 2009, 18:37   #1
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Default number one tip to prolong the life of your car

make sure you don't let your girlfriend borrow it!
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Old 23rd March 2009, 18:54   #2
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I hope my wife doesnt read this
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Old 23rd March 2009, 19:16   #3
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Why? Doesn't she know about the girlfriend
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Old 24th March 2009, 09:01   #4
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make sure you don't let your girlfriend borrow it!
Do you have any photos to support this? It sounds like there may be some damage somewhere????
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Old 24th March 2009, 16:29   #5
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I only let my wife drive my car when I've had one too many.
Plus the fact that over 2 1/2 years of owning her own car it's had nearly £7k spent on accident repairs
Would you let her drive with those statistics?
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Old 24th March 2009, 16:40   #6
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I only let my wife drive my car when I've had one too many.
Plus the fact that over 2 1/2 years of owning her own car it's had nearly £7k spent on accident repairs
Would you let her drive with those statistics?
No! I would keep well away from her on the road
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Old 24th March 2009, 17:13   #7
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Mrs Jules is well trained when driving mine:

Keeps away from kerbs.
Very careful in car parks (avoids going near neglected cars)
Keeps huge distance from car in front avoiding stone chips

In fact she's probably kinder to the car than I am
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Old 24th March 2009, 17:57   #8
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Plus the fact that over 2 1/2 years of owning her own car it's had nearly £7k spent on accident repairs
Would you let her drive with those statistics?
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No! I would keep well away from her on the road
Easy to say when you don't live in Nottingham
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Old 24th March 2009, 21:31   #9
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Easy to say when you don't live in Nottingham
During daylight hours you need to worry if you are around Sheffield cos that's where she works traveling to various offices.

The car was new June 06 after 2 weeks she reversed into a wheelie bin and put a sizable dent in the boot.
But the funny thing is that she insisted on having reverse parking sensors as an option

She has only been driving since March 06 (9 nine test before passing) and guess what we need another visit to the body shop for a new o/s wing and front bumper but admittedly that wasn't her fault.

Somebody decided to drive into the car and then drive off.
Thank god it is a company car cos the premiums would be thru the roof.
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Old 26th March 2009, 08:09   #10
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The art is from day one of ownership to tell the other half how awful it is to drive, how the brakes are poor and steering very heavy etc....when we go out she always prefers to take her car
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