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A Little Zen
A Little Zen ..... Just for Fun — 22 Ways to Keep Us From Taking Ourselves Too Seriously
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaking tyre. 3. It is always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbour’s milk, that’s the time to do it. 4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced...., you can’t be promoted. 5. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don’t succeed, sky-diving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 11. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 12. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. 13. Some days you’re the fly; some days you’re the windscreen. 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket. 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 17. Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together. 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 19. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving. 20. Experience is something you don’t get, until just after you need it. 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up. And finally.. 22. To save face...... keep lower half shut!!
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Brilliant.
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6th April 2009, 11:42 | #3 |
I really should get out more.......
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Plain truthful. I don't see any sarcasm
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6th April 2009, 17:44 | #4 |
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A work colleague, who I'd said something sarcastic to (now lost in mists of time), replied in a very nasty manner "Sarcasm IS the lowest form of wit" To whit I immediately replied "I choose my wit to suit my company" BOOM BOOM!!
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