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Old 20th September 2007, 21:36   #1
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Elton John is replacing Pavarotti in the new tour!
It's called "two tenors & a nine bob note!

How sick is that!?
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Old 20th September 2007, 21:40   #2
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Now that made me spit tea on my keyboard. Brilliant, he'd love it. :lol:
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Old 20th September 2007, 21:50   #3
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Drinking Tea at your Keyboard Mick :SHOCKED:
Mind you, I'm finding Lager isn't doing much damage.
Liked the Joke to.
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Old 20th September 2007, 22:03   #4
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Drinking Tea at your Keyboard Mick :SHOCKED:
Mind you, I'm finding Lager isn't doing much damage.
Liked the Joke to.
lager might not do much damage but after a couple of glasses of Port one might reconsider one's ability to read and type correctly....
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Old 20th September 2007, 22:42   #5
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Read that twice before lmfao !!
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Old 21st September 2007, 11:27   #6
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I Heard that they had to us a special hearse for the funeral?





Wait for it





It was a Nissan Dorma.
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Old 21st September 2007, 13:21   #7
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groan but lmao
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Old 22nd September 2007, 15:14   #8
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I heard his wife got a great deal at the undertakers....

A large coffin for a tenor....
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