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29th September 2021, 17:49
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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The new car
A blonde female bought herself a new Mercedes. She could drive the car during the day, but at night the car wouldn't move at all. She tried driving the car at night for a week with no luck.
Furious, she called the dealership, told them the problem and they sent a mechanic to the house. The mechanic gave the car a thorough inspection and could not find anything wrong. Eventually, he asked the blonde, " Are you sure you're using the right gears?" "Of course I am. I'm not stupid. I use "D" during the day and "N" at night!"
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29th September 2021, 19:21
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I really should get out more.......
75 CDT SE 160 Saloon Join Date: May 2017
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 Glutton for punishment --- Previously ... 2.6 SD1 x 2, 3.5 SD1, 820S, 820Si x2, 216 Gsi, 220T saloon, 414, 45 1.4 x2 and now a Cowley 75 CDT 
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30th September 2021, 20:23
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This is my second home
Rover 75 Saloon & Tourer Join Date: Sep 2012
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