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Old 5th October 2021, 20:47   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool Breakfast

Victor saw a sign in the window of Barney's Restaurant that read:

'Unusual Breakfast'

Always an adventurous eater, Victor went in and sat down. The waitress brought him his pot of tea and asked him what he wanted to eat.

"What's does your unusual breakfast include?" He asked politely.

"Baked tongue of chicken!" She replied with a grin.

"Baked tongue of chicken?... baked tongue of chicken! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!" Victor cried.

Undaunted, the waitress asked. "What would you like then?"

"Oh, just bring me some scrambled eggs." Victor replied.
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