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Old 11th May 2021, 10:04   #1
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Default Looks like I am off to prison

Over the last 3 days I have had 4 calls from a mobile number claiming to be from the inland HMRC and they are saying a warrant is our for my arrest for non payment of TAX, its obviously true because they are being so persistent.

On the last call I actually told them where to go because I was with one of my biggest customers so I am waiting at home getting a bag packed for my time inside. I wonder what prison food is like?

I didnt know HMRC used a mobile to inform you of such things. Also the other odd thing it sounds like the HMRC must have a call centre in India as all 4 people who have rung me had distinctively Indian accents.

A request, could at least one of you visit me as my wife said ''she is to busy''.

The other thing is must find a new accountant as he reckons I am fully up to date with my tax payments.
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Old 11th May 2021, 10:11   #2
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I've had my bag packed for a week now, the sheriff is apparently on his way with a warrant for me too.
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Old 11th May 2021, 10:53   #3
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Over the last 3 days I have had 4 calls from a mobile number claiming to be from the inland HMRC and they are saying a warrant is our for my arrest for non payment of TAX, its obviously true because they are being so persistent.

On the last call I actually told them where to go because I was with one of my biggest customers so I am waiting at home getting a bag packed for my time inside. I wonder what prison food is like?

I didnt know HMRC used a mobile to inform you of such things. Also the other odd thing it sounds like the HMRC must have a call centre in India as all 4 people who have rung me had distinctively Indian accents.

A request, could at least one of you visit me as my wife said ''she is to busy''.

The other thing is must find a new accountant as he reckons I am fully up to date with my tax payments.





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Old 11th May 2021, 11:16   #4
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Old 11th May 2021, 11:59   #5
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While you are waiting,can you just pay my fees to the Royal Mail so they can deliver my parcel,which must contain your handcuffs.
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Old 11th May 2021, 12:52   #7
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I was hoping I could catch up on some sleep.

I wonder how long I will get? I suppose it depends on how much I owe them.

It could be a win win situation, I spend a couple of months catching up on my sleep being fed and watered for free and when I come out I could sue them for wrongful imprisonment and get a good pay out.

Must remember too Sorn the cars, don't want to waste any money.
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I'm expecting the same thing, I was asked to 'Press 1' to speak to an officer.............I didn't.
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Old 11th May 2021, 22:16   #9
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I was hoping I could catch up on some sleep.

I wonder how long I will get? I suppose it depends on how much I owe them.

It could be a win win situation, I spend a couple of months catching up on my sleep being fed and watered for free and when I come out I could sue them for wrongful imprisonment and get a good pay out.

Must remember too Sorn the cars, don't want to waste any money.
EYou big tax dodger
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