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Romantic
An elderly couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk: She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me.." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" She asked....... "To get my teeth...
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