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25th June 2022, 20:06
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MG ZT saloon. No.3 of 4 produced in Sunspot Yellow Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Saltash Cornwall
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The artist
A rich socialite commissioned an artist to paint her portrait.
He said his fee would be £5000, which she accepted without hesitation. When she turned up the following week for her first sitting she reached into her bag and handed him £10000. The artist was surprised and asked why she was paying him double the agreed fee: "I want you to paint me in the nude" She said. "Do you have any objections?" "Not for £10,000 I don't!" The artist replied. "But I would have to keep my socks on - I need somewhere to put my brushes."
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 221,101. History of the Sunspot ZT’s and 75’s. No.1. MG ZT V6 190 failed it’s MOT in 2011 and is still rotting on the driveway. Owner refuses to sell. Location Hayling Island. No.2 MG ZT. 160. Fate unknown. No.3 MG ZT. 160, is my car. No.4 MG ZT. CDTi. Sold in 2020 for £7,500. 23,500 miles on the clock. Believed to be living in the Lancashire area. 1 MG ZTT. 180 and is alive and well as far as I know. Lives in and around the Portsmouth area. 1 Rover 75. 120 model. Fate unknown. |
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