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Old 25th June 2022, 19:06   #1
FLYING BANANA
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Cool The artist

A rich socialite commissioned an artist to paint her portrait.

He said his fee would be £5000, which she accepted without hesitation.

When she turned up the following week for her first sitting she reached into her bag and handed him £10000.

The artist was surprised and asked why she was paying him double the agreed fee:
"I want you to paint me in the nude"

She said. "Do you have any objections?"

"Not for £10,000 I don't!"

The artist replied. "But I would have to keep my socks on - I need somewhere to put my brushes."
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