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I said to him,"What are you doing" he replied,"Taking the dog for a walk",I said "That's not a dog its a cabbage" He replied "No its not,its a Cauli"
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Alright - you can stop twisting my arm - you've convinced me
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Good man......don't forget the mustard
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26th May 2017, 07:12 | #129365 | |
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....... or have you discovered a cache of Christmas Cracker jokes You'll be telling the one about the guy who went to see a psychatrist and said - "I hope you can help me - I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains!". "Mmmm" said the man in the white coat - "the first thing you need to do is pull yourself together"
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26th May 2017, 07:18 | #129366 | |
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Never heard that one Rod,was he related to that Irish chap who fell out the window, whilst he was ironing the curtains
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Morning Phil - and Jessica - that looks pretty idyllic, it's helping me get into holiday mood. You'd love North Yorkshire at the moment - a few days of hot sunshine after a drop of rain and everything has turned into 40 shades of green (apologies to Ireland for pinching the words from one of their folk songs).
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"Just water," said the priest. The cop replied: "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looked at the bottle and said: "Good Lord! He's done it again!" That's it - I'm off - as are most of my jokes
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Sunshine and boats......whats not to like
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