The Chill Out Zone

[Georgies Dad]

Originally Posted by stevenicks

Morning all, another corker of a day here as well, with a nice cool breeze. I will take the collie down the river later for a swim to cool off.

I remember another time on our visit to the brecons,I was out one morning and this chap was pulling a cabbage alongside him on a lead.

I said to him,"What are you doing" he replied,"Taking the dog for a walk",I said "That's not a dog its a cabbage"

He replied "No its not,its a Cauli"

[reworht]

Originally Posted by coolcat

I think you owe it to yourself Rod

Alright - you can stop twisting my arm - you've convinced me

[coolcat]

Originally Posted by reworht

Alright - you can stop twisting my arm - you've convinced me

Good man......don't forget the mustard

[Gate Keeper]

Morning all - evening light

[reworht]

Originally Posted by w44nty

I remember another time on our visit to the brecons,I was out one morning and this chap was pulling a cabbage alongside him on a lead.

I said to him,"What are you doing" he replied,"Taking the dog for a walk",I said "That's not a dog its a cabbage"

He replied "No its not,its a Cauli"

Have you taken some medication which has side effects ??
....... or have you discovered a cache of Christmas Cracker jokes

You'll be telling the one about the guy who went to see a psychatrist and said - "I hope you can help me - I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains!".
"Mmmm" said the man in the white coat - "the first thing you need to do is pull yourself together"

[Georgies Dad]

Originally Posted by reworht

Have you taken some medication which has side effects ??
....... or have you discovered a cache of Christmas Cracker jokes

You'll be telling the one about the guy who went to see a psychatrist and said - "I hope you can help me - I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains!".
"Mmmm" said the man in the white coat - "the first thing you need to do is pull yourself together"

Just trying to brighten up everyones day

Never heard that one Rod,was he related to that Irish chap who fell out the window, whilst he was ironing the curtains

[reworht]

Originally Posted by Gate Keeper

Morning all - evening light

Morning Phil - and Jessica - that looks pretty idyllic, it's helping me get into holiday mood. You'd love North Yorkshire at the moment - a few days of hot sunshine after a drop of rain and everything has turned into 40 shades of green (apologies to Ireland for pinching the words from one of their folk songs).

[reworht]

Originally Posted by w44nty

Just trying to brighten up everyones day

Never heard that one Rod,was he related to that Irish chap who fell out the window, whilst he was ironing the curtains

No relation, but his brother is a parish priest who was driving along a country road when a police man pulled him over. He immediately smelled alcohol on the priest's breath and noticed an empty wine bottle in the car. He said: "Have you been drinking?"
"Just water," said the priest.
The cop replied: "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looked at the bottle and said: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"


That's it - I'm off - as are most of my jokes

[coolcat]

Originally Posted by Gate Keeper

Morning all - evening light

Sunshine and boats......whats not to like

[Leyland Worldmaster]

Originally Posted by coolcat

Morning Son

Afternoon dad!😁