What weird or useless talent do you have?

Jay · 20th April 2017, 18:25

For a starter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHldwqxnKDg

reworht · 20th April 2017, 18:44

When I was younger - I could take Newcastle Brown Ale bottle tops off - with my teeth. Nowadays, the Fixodent isn't strong enough to take the strain

RPWC · 20th April 2017, 18:47

I used to be able to do that Rod. no my useless talent is well it rhymes with parting.

Lordy · 20th April 2017, 18:55

Me would have too able too imitate different accents around the UK.

As you know Jay I do a pretty good Cat, Irish south wales, north wales.
Liverpool and also Scottish.

I just seem too listen too the accent and pick it up just like that.
Yorkshire accent is a tough one too master.

I struggle a bit with that.

Leyland Worldmaster · 20th April 2017, 19:04

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Originally Posted by RPWC

I used to be able to do that Rod. no my useless talent is well it rhymes with parting.

Starting?

Starting what?

Probably something perverted...

Lancpudn · 20th April 2017, 19:09

Being a graduate from the Lancashire school of gentlemen etiquette & common as muck I have an uncanny ability to belch really low & at the same time say.....it rhymes with Pollocks

to which I got a telling off recently from my brothers grand kids mother because he picked it up after hearing me & was doing it at the dinner table

....., oops

MSS · 20th April 2017, 19:10

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Originally Posted by Lord Rover

Me would have too able too imitate different accents around the UK.

As you know Jay I do a pretty good Cat, Irish south wales, north wales.
Liverpool and also Scottish.

I just seem too listen too the accent and pick it up just like that.
Yorkshire accent is a tough one too master.

I struggle a bit with that.

I have a similar talent - I can do a really good Suffolk Indian!

ceedy · 20th April 2017, 19:19

can write with both hands although left is best, and play table tennis/tennis/cricket with both although the right is the best

but i'm right footed only . useless with the left foot

A right mess..

C.

Lordy · 20th April 2017, 19:20

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Originally Posted by mss

I have a similar talent - I can do a really good Suffolk Indian!

Suffolk indian I wouldn't know how too to do it I've never heard it yet.

It just picks up you know and I end sounding like the locals.

It has served me in regards too knocking down prices on cars in the past.

I bought a car in Bournemouth and too the owner I sounded Scottish make it sound that I travelled really far too get the car and he knocked the price down.

It works you know.

mystabe · 20th April 2017, 19:43

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Originally Posted by mss

I have a similar talent - I can do a really good Suffolk Indian!

I have a friend who thinks he can pick up accents instantly - we just shake our heads when he starts and hope no locals take offence.....

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