Brussel sprouts. Wrong. Discuss... - Page 13

coolcat · 25th November 2011, 09:12

.....STOP PRESS.......Breaking wind......Sorry......Breaking News....
Reports are coming in of a large Methane explosion somewhere on the East Anglian Coast. There are no reports of casulties but a mass evacuation

has started.
Further information will be released during the day.
Local residents are advised to stay in doors or if you do have to go out.......Hold your nose!

FLYER · 25th November 2011, 10:03

Have SEPA been alerted , considering the amount of said sprouts consumed at the noshing there could be ground contamination at the sewage works

xStevex · 25th November 2011, 11:07

Sexy baby cabbages!

coolcat · 25th November 2011, 11:16

All local govenrment services have been put onto their highest alert.
This is to try and contain this to the surrounding area only and stop further widespread contamination.
The public are to be warned that some rogue sprouts have escaped and under no circumstances should they be approached.
If seen please contact your local sprout victim support team.
evilsprouts.jpg

FLYER · 25th November 2011, 11:58

Thanks for COMING BACK with the result coolcat ,

coolcat · 25th November 2011, 12:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLYER

Thanks for COMING BACK with the result coolcat ,

I think the results may be spilling over 'so to speak' into tomorrow and for those of us attending the 8 Ball diner.............Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Brabus · 25th November 2011, 12:13

has greenpeace been altered for the next big environmental disaster

coolcat · 25th November 2011, 13:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brabus

has greenpeace been altered for the next big environmental disaster

Greenpeace, Rospa, the adopt a sprout foundation have all been informed with up to date information on the crisis

coolcat · 25th November 2011, 13:55

.....Breaking news.........sprout disaster over......
There has been movement........bowel movement and only residue methane gases are now present.
These gases should vent themselves harmlessly (if not odourlessly) into the atmosphere over the next couple of hours.
The experiment is now over and all conclusions shall be drafted up later in the day for your delectation

I thank you all once again for your patience and understanding and hope the results will meet with your approval.

FLYER · 25th November 2011, 14:55

im sure the rest of the forum will join me in thanking you for doing this at no small danger to yourself .
Lets hope any remaining odours will waft freely.

25th November 2011, 09:12	#121
coolcat This is my second home Audi Q3 TDI S-Line Quattro Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Clacton On Sea/On the boat somewhere Posts: 51,221 Thanks: 9,890 Thanked 12,235 Times in 8,232 Posts	.....STOP PRESS.......Breaking wind......Sorry......Breaking News.... Reports are coming in of a large Methane explosion somewhere on the East Anglian Coast. There are no reports of casulties but a mass evacuation has started. Further information will be released during the day. Local residents are advised to stay in doors or if you do have to go out.......Hold your nose! __________________ Jeff.

25th November 2011, 11:07	#123
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25th November 2011, 11:16	#124
coolcat This is my second home Audi Q3 TDI S-Line Quattro Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Clacton On Sea/On the boat somewhere Posts: 51,221 Thanks: 9,890 Thanked 12,235 Times in 8,232 Posts	All local govenrment services have been put onto their highest alert. This is to try and contain this to the surrounding area only and stop further widespread contamination. The public are to be warned that some rogue sprouts have escaped and under no circumstances should they be approached. If seen please contact your local sprout victim support team. evilsprouts.jpg __________________ Jeff. Last edited by coolcat; 25th November 2011 at 14:07..

25th November 2011, 12:13	#127
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25th November 2011, 13:55	#129
coolcat This is my second home Audi Q3 TDI S-Line Quattro Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Clacton On Sea/On the boat somewhere Posts: 51,221 Thanks: 9,890 Thanked 12,235 Times in 8,232 Posts	.....Breaking news.........sprout disaster over...... There has been movement........bowel movement and only residue methane gases are now present. These gases should vent themselves harmlessly (if not odourlessly) into the atmosphere over the next couple of hours. The experiment is now over and all conclusions shall be drafted up later in the day for your delectation I thank you all once again for your patience and understanding and hope the results will meet with your approval. __________________ Jeff. Last edited by coolcat; 25th November 2011 at 14:57..

25th November 2011, 10:03	#122
FLYER Banned rover75 cdti AUTO TOURER 160 bhp. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Glasgow Posts: 35,346 Thanks: 2,985 Thanked 3,685 Times in 2,463 Posts	Have SEPA been alerted , considering the amount of said sprouts consumed at the noshing there could be ground contamination at the sewage works

25th November 2011, 11:58	#125
FLYER Banned rover75 cdti AUTO TOURER 160 bhp. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Glasgow Posts: 35,346 Thanks: 2,985 Thanked 3,685 Times in 2,463 Posts	Thanks for COMING BACK with the result coolcat ,

25th November 2011, 14:55	#130
FLYER Banned rover75 cdti AUTO TOURER 160 bhp. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Glasgow Posts: 35,346 Thanks: 2,985 Thanked 3,685 Times in 2,463 Posts	im sure the rest of the forum will join me in thanking you for doing this at no small danger to yourself . Lets hope any remaining odours will waft freely.