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26th June 2021, 21:20 | #1 |
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borrowed from Pam Ayers
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES
The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said "I am a dominator!!" Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My God what had I done! She moaned and groaned then shouted out: "Step on the other one!!" Well readers, I can tell no more; Of what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey!!Just for a laugh
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26th June 2021, 22:16 | #2 |
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I posted that on here ages ago.---( Not Pam Ayres.--- )
She would never write a poem like that.--A bit slanderous; no ? Last edited by COLVERT; 27th June 2021 at 10:52.. |
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