Magnetic Polish?

roverbarmy · 7th September 2021, 15:23

No polish and the car remains clean. Polish it and a bird thinks that it is a toilet!

No pics. Not pretty!

Sorted! For now!

If you have to see pics:-
Cars with poop!

trikey · 7th September 2021, 21:54

They are devious creatures, they watch you cleaning and target afterwards

BillyMG · 9th September 2021, 18:52

I solved this issue with an air rifle. Suggest CO2 instead of pump action as you can actually get a clean kill with the former - hit a bird and see it limp off sqwarking and you'll feel like a right ****. Bird poo will eat your paintwork but rest assured they have territory - no need to kill more than a couple every few months.

planenut · 9th September 2021, 20:47

The pigeons are as thick as ........what they drop.........eliminate one and the remainder just move up the branch.

BillyMG · 9th September 2021, 21:05

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Originally Posted by planenut

The pigeons are as thick as ........what they drop.........eliminate one and the remainder just move up the branch.

Keep shooting then

MSS · 9th September 2021, 22:48

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Originally Posted by trikey

They are devious creatures, they watch you cleaning and target afterwards

I've noticed that bird poo on a dark coloured/black car is always almost white and vice-vrsa. These are definitely intelligent reatures we are dealing with.

7th September 2021, 15:23	#1
roverbarmy This is my second home Roverless + 1.7D Sportage Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: East Norfolk Posts: 7,050 Thanks: 729 Thanked 2,021 Times in 1,449 Posts	Magnetic Polish? No polish and the car remains clean. Polish it and a bird thinks that it is a toilet! No pics. Not pretty! Sorted! For now! If you have to see pics:- Cars with poop! __________________ Oil in my veins! Last edited by roverbarmy; 7th September 2021 at 15:27..

7th September 2021, 21:54	#2
trikey Premium Trader Rover 75 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Devon Posts: 33,766 Thanks: 8,837 Thanked 14,831 Times in 8,030 Posts	They are devious creatures, they watch you cleaning and target afterwards __________________ Lest we forget..

9th September 2021, 18:52	#3
BillyMG Gets stuck in MG ZT 2.5 V6 Auto Tourer (Elizabeth) / MG ZT CDTI (Farage) Join Date: Jan 2017 Location: St Helens Posts: 688 Thanks: 339 Thanked 109 Times in 89 Posts	I solved this issue with an air rifle. Suggest CO2 instead of pump action as you can actually get a clean kill with the former - hit a bird and see it limp off sqwarking and you'll feel like a right ****. Bird poo will eat your paintwork but rest assured they have territory - no need to kill more than a couple every few months.

9th September 2021, 20:47	#4
planenut Regional Secretary Rover 1.8T Tourer Join Date: May 2007 Location: Heathrow Posts: 6,954 Thanks: 1,551 Thanked 2,036 Times in 1,264 Posts	The pigeons are as thick as ........what they drop.........eliminate one and the remainder just move up the branch.