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75 Contemporary SE Mk II 2004 Man. Sal. CDTi 135ps, FBH on red diesel, WinCE6 DD Join Date: May 2010
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Amish family in New York
The Amish Religion are a group of people that live a life completely cut off from civilization but one day a Catholic Church invite a family to stay for a weekend in a New York Hotel.the Father and are waiting in the foyer and the son asks his Dad what are those pair of shiny steel doors. Father says he has no idea but just as he says that a fat old Lady in a wheel chair propels herself to the doors which open wide. The old lady wheels herself in and after the doors close the clock above them go up to number 23.They watch in amazement never having seen an Elevator before After a minute or so the clock begins to light up again and the numbers in reverse order. Finally these steel walls open and out steps this this gorgeous 24 year old blond. young lady. The Father without taking his eyes off the young women says quietly to his son "Quick go get your Mother "
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Harry How To's and items I offer for free, or just to cover the cost of my expenses... http://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/foru...40#post1764540 Fix a poor handbrake; DIY ABS diagnostic unit; Loan of the spanner needed to change the CDT belts; free OBD diagnostics +MAF; Correct Bosch MAF cheap; DVB-T install in an ex-hi-line system; DD install with a HK amp; FBH servicing. I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money. |
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