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Old 24th December 2014, 09:54   #59591
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Strewth - you'd need structural steel to them under control

One of them went into Primark and asked for a 54" bra - the assistant said "I'm sorry madam, we don't do them in that size - have you tried Binns?".
"Aye" replied the woman "but I find the bin lids tend to rattle and the handles dig into my ribs!"
"What bust, madam"

"Nothing, it just wore out..."
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Old 24th December 2014, 09:54   #59592
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Hi Derek. All is well now we've kicked the flu into touch! Hoping to meet everyone again in 2015, sometime
All the best Andy - don't let them grind you down
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Old 24th December 2014, 09:55   #59593
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"What bust, madam"

"Nothing, it just wore out..."
Looks like a tie between us Andy for the worst joke of the day
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Old 24th December 2014, 10:01   #59594
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I'm afraid not Derek, I'm at work Sir.......at least until lunchtime depending on how busy we are

Hope you are still recovering well and will have a peaceful and enjoyable Christmas and New Year
Whoops - sorry Jeff - missed you out from my good morning greetings. My only plea is that I was distracted by bouncy things on the laptop screen :xmas-smiley-024:

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Morning all, dry and mild here, need to be some drastic change to get a white Christmas!Just let it take as long as it needs Derek, don't want to take another step back.

Morning Steve - dare I ask how the shoulder is this morning?

It sounds somewhat similar to what my farmer friend has - he damaged his trying to pull a dead calf out of a cow (yes - the full All Creatures Great & Small, sleeves rolled up and a bowl of hot soapy water bit); they ended up 'screwing' part of his shoulder muscle back onto the bone to to try and hold it together.
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Old 24th December 2014, 10:05   #59595
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Looks like a tie between us Andy for the worst joke of the day
I'll take the big prize, you can have the little cracker(!)
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I'll take the big prize, you can have the little cracker(!)
Long time since I've pulled one of them
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Old 24th December 2014, 10:28   #59597
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Morning Steve - dare I ask how the shoulder is this morning?
Nagging as usual Rod, had an x-ray, not had any feedback but doc reckons its soft tissue damage so wouldn't show up anyway, still no word re scan or physio. It's bearable during the day unless I do something "silly", still wakes me up during the night.

You still got the fish tank? Did you see my post yesterday, getting food for the fish and the guy was trying to sell me a Pacu, relative of the Piranha that, if well looked after, can end up close to 3' long! Did a bit of reading when I got home, to satisfactorily accommodate one you need a 250 gallon tank
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Good morning chaps, blimey I am busy loll. Just put the LED net curtain up, and now the wife in lining up more jobs. How is everyone??
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Nagging as usual Rod, had an x-ray, not had any feedback but doc reckons its soft tissue damage so wouldn't show up anyway, still no word re scan or physio. It's bearable during the day unless I do something "silly", still wakes me up during the night.

You still got the fish tank? Did you see my post yesterday, getting food for the fish and the guy was trying to sell me a Pacu, relative of the Piranha that, if well looked after, can end up close to 3' long! Did a bit of reading when I got home, to satisfactorily accommodate one you need a 250 gallon tank
Yes - still got the fish tank Steve - although we're having a constant battle with snails. Angela keeps treating it with the appropriate fluids, but the little blighters keep re-appearing. We've even changed the brand of fish food we've been using, in case the snails have been getting in via that. We're now waiting for a couple of unsociable fishes to die, and then we're going to totally strip the tank down, try to get it spotless and then start from scratch with new inhabitants.
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Good morning chaps, blimey I am busy loll. Just put the LED net curtain up, and now the wife in lining up more jobs. How is everyone??
Morning A&M - I'm now officially in lazy mode. Most of the activity in my house today involves cookery of one form or another - and I'm only allowed in the kitchen to wash (and tidy) up :xmas-smiley-024:

Seasons greetings to you both and a
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