The Chill Out Zone - Page 7450

stevestrat · 11th June 2015, 13:26

Got a Magpie here looking for a lead injection! Back door is wide open, I heard a noise in the kitchen, looked through there a f..... Magpie eating the leftovers in Milka's dish! Got one of those fly curtains in the shed, put it up at the back door to keep the NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD- out.

RPWC · 11th June 2015, 14:03

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Originally Posted by stevestrat

Got a Magpie here looking for a lead injection! Back door is wide open, I heard a noise in the kitchen, looked through there a f..... Magpie eating the leftovers in Milka's dish! Got one of those fly curtains in the shed, put it up at the back door to keep the NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD- out.

Hate them, we got a pair nesting in the leylandii at bottom of next door's garden.

stevestrat · 11th June 2015, 14:19

Polluted with the buggars here, dozens of them. They're not daft either, air rifle appears they disappear.

coolcat · 11th June 2015, 14:21

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Polluted with the buggars here, dozens of them. They're not daft either, air rifle appears they disappear.

We've got plenty of cats up for homing

windrush · 11th June 2015, 14:22

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Originally Posted by stevestrat

Polluted with the buggars here, dozens of them. They're not daft either, air rifle appears they disappear.

Is it not an offence to shoot a magpie Steve

stevestrat · 11th June 2015, 14:31

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Is it not an offence to shoot a magpie Steve

Only if you live in Newcastle

No, not illegal to dispatch a magpie.

windrush · 11th June 2015, 14:32

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If they're taking blood tell 'em you will have less red blood cells then

Seriously though, good luck and hope they set you right Sir

That's just what they will do if when I see professor Smith on Monday and he thinks it is getting out hand he will put me on a course where they will take half a Ltr a time out of me

stevestrat · 11th June 2015, 14:37

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he will put me on a course where they will take half a Ltr a time out of me

Pity Christopher Lee is away, he could have taken care of that for you!

bubs · 11th June 2015, 15:40

I think I reduced the local pigeon population by 1 today. Stupid thing walked out in front of me as I was going round a small roundabout. Big explosion of feathers in the rear view mirror. Didn't remember to check it earlier as my drive to work is quite long, hopefully it hasn't done any damage.

reworht · 11th June 2015, 16:21

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I think I reduced the local pigeon population by 1 today. Stupid thing walked out in front of me as I was going round a small roundabout. Big explosion of feathers in the rear view mirror. Didn't remember to check it earlier as my drive to work is quite long, hopefully it hasn't done any damage.

Hope you came off better than my daughter-in-law - large, fat wood pigeon hit the front bumper of her Picasso - left a 16" crack in it (I measured it !)

11th June 2015, 13:26	#74491
stevestrat This is my second home ZT260 #243 (resting) Join Date: May 2010 Location: Prestonpans Posts: 22,479 Thanks: 650 Thanked 4,624 Times in 3,358 Posts	Got a Magpie here looking for a lead injection! Back door is wide open, I heard a noise in the kitchen, looked through there a f..... Magpie eating the leftovers in Milka's dish! Got one of those fly curtains in the shed, put it up at the back door to keep the NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD-NAUGHTY WORD- out. __________________ Steve T4 Location Map

11th June 2015, 14:19	#74493
stevestrat This is my second home ZT260 #243 (resting) Join Date: May 2010 Location: Prestonpans Posts: 22,479 Thanks: 650 Thanked 4,624 Times in 3,358 Posts	Polluted with the buggars here, dozens of them. They're not daft either, air rifle appears they disappear. __________________ Steve T4 Location Map

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bubs Posted a thing or two ROVER 75 Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Canvey Island, Essex Posts: 1,651 Thanks: 43 Thanked 163 Times in 134 Posts	I think I reduced the local pigeon population by 1 today. Stupid thing walked out in front of me as I was going round a small roundabout. Big explosion of feathers in the rear view mirror. Didn't remember to check it earlier as my drive to work is quite long, hopefully it hasn't done any damage.