The Chill Out Zone - Page 14584

Rev Jules · 15th April 2019, 14:38

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Originally Posted by RPWC

Morning all, not been up long, had a rough night. Woke up about 3 am with pain in my upper abdomen, took some indigestion/acid reflux remedies, didnt do any good. Pain was about 6/10, no paracetamol in the house, so I filled a hot water bottle and wrapped it in a towel, and put it on my stomach. Relief!!After a short while with
that, I found myself drifting back to sleep. Dont know what caused it, felt like trapped wind but much stronger pain. Still feel a bit off this morning, good job I'm on a week's holiday.

Hi Rich.

You must have had the same carvery as the rest of us we haven't had any problems. Good to meet up with you again.

Rev

Lancpudn · 15th April 2019, 15:22

I've been barred!!!

I've just been giving that mobile phone of mine a charge as I've not used it in 6 months

still no idea how to answer a call on the damn thing

There's a bazillion updates it needs to do

but I thought I'll ring the house land line because on my last phone which I didn't use for over 12 months they stopped my phone number

because I'd not used it in a long time, lost me top up money too

.
Anywho when I rang the house number it said calls from this number are barred!!! hey up I'll have to check if they've knobbled this top up money too.

WillyHeckaslike · 15th April 2019, 15:46

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Originally Posted by RPWC

Morning all, not been up long, had a rough night. Woke up about 3 am with pain in my upper abdomen, took some indigestion/acid reflux remedies, didnt do any good. Pain was about 6/10, no paracetamol in the house, so I filled a hot water bottle and wrapped it in a towel, and put it on my stomach. Relief!!After a short while with that, I found myself drifting back to sleep. Don't know what caused it, felt like trapped wind but much stronger pain. Still feel a bit off this morning, good job I'm on a week's holiday.

Constipation ... perhaps?

If so then maybe a little old concoction to keep you regular might come in handy. I can barely remember it but I think it starts with something like ... "Yella belly custard green snot pie ... All mixed up with a dead dogs eye". Hmmm?

stevestrat · 15th April 2019, 16:34

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Originally Posted by WillyHeckaslike

Constipation ... perhaps?

If so then maybe a little old concoction to keep you regular might come in handy.

If you have a pressure washer, DIY colonic irrigation might help

RPWC · 15th April 2019, 17:48

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Originally Posted by Rev Jules

Hi Rich.

You must have had the same carvery as the rest of us we haven't had any problems. Good to meet up with you again.

Rev

Might have been something I ate for tea rev. Nowt exotic just fish fingers.

RPWC · 15th April 2019, 17:51

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Originally Posted by WillyHeckaslike

Constipation ... perhaps?

If so then maybe a little old concoction to keep you regular might come in handy. I can barely remember it but I think it starts with something like ... "Yella belly custard green snot pie ... All mixed up with a dead dogs eye". Hmmm?

silly Willy

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Originally Posted by stevestrat

If you have a pressure washer, DIY colonic irrigation might help

Nowt wrang wi that department.

RPWC · 15th April 2019, 17:55

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Originally Posted by stevestrat

Dodgy pies at Walworth Castle yesterday Rich?

No pies, just a carvery. I haves to say though, I found the beef a bit tough, both to cut and chew. The yorkie puds werent hot either

WillyHeckaslike · 15th April 2019, 18:30

The constipation suggestion was not entirely tongue-in-cheek. I once struggled to a doctor with severe stomach pain and as I waited my turn to see him the nurse diagnosed it as possible appendicitis. She'd no sooner spoke to me when I bent over in pain clutching my stomach which prompted her to dash away to get the doctor. They both hurried back to see me and he was minded to agree with her diagnosis but almost as an afterthought he asked, after he coughed, "how long is it since you last went?"

I thought it was a blimming stupid question for him to ask as I sat there convulsing in pain but he was adamant that I try to recall and guess what ... he was bang on the money as it turned out. I had never known the like of it and I thought initially that they were having a laugh ... which they probably were or did afterwards lol. But after an embarrassing failure with a suppository and a doubly embarrassing success with an enema I literally sprang out of the practice feeling zillions lighter, pain free and with a spring in my step that I had never known before.

stevestrat · 15th April 2019, 19:04

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Originally Posted by Lancpudn

Nice one Steve, I've been reading that diesel-only trains will be taken out of service in the same time frame as internal combustion engines

I wonder why they blame diesel trains for pollution

Lancpudn · 15th April 2019, 19:24

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Originally Posted by stevestrat

I wonder why they blame diesel trains for pollution

LOL

It must be burning nutty slack with the amount of $*iT3 coming outta that.

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15th April 2019, 18:30	#145838
WillyHeckaslike This is my second home Rovers 75 & 25 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wearside Posts: 4,519 Thanks: 543 Thanked 709 Times in 511 Posts	The constipation suggestion was not entirely tongue-in-cheek. I once struggled to a doctor with severe stomach pain and as I waited my turn to see him the nurse diagnosed it as possible appendicitis. She'd no sooner spoke to me when I bent over in pain clutching my stomach which prompted her to dash away to get the doctor. They both hurried back to see me and he was minded to agree with her diagnosis but almost as an afterthought he asked, after he coughed, "how long is it since you last went?" I thought it was a blimming stupid question for him to ask as I sat there convulsing in pain but he was adamant that I try to recall and guess what ... he was bang on the money as it turned out. I had never known the like of it and I thought initially that they were having a laugh ... which they probably were or did afterwards lol. But after an embarrassing failure with a suppository and a doubly embarrassing success with an enema I literally sprang out of the practice feeling zillions lighter, pain free and with a spring in my step that I had never known before.