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Old 20th May 2016, 17:39   #1
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Cool Yorkshire joke

A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmiths and asks, " Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
The goldsmith says he can, then asks. "Do want it 18 carat?"
The man replies, "Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."
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Old 20th May 2016, 18:09   #2
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A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmiths and asks, " Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
The goldsmith says he can, then asks. "Do want it 18 carat?"
The man replies, "Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."
Its all in the accent ...
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Old 20th May 2016, 19:48   #3
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Old 20th May 2016, 20:19   #4
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Yorkshireman walks into the vets
"Vetinry can ye tek a look at me cat?"
The vet replies
"Is it a Tom?"

"Nay lad it's in thon box"


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