The Chill Out Zone - Page 10763

FLYER · 16th May 2016, 07:39

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Originally Posted by Leyland Worldmaster

Good morning guys, Rufus and I have been busy making up a website that has links allowing you to upgrade the power output and enable\ disable some options for YOUR unicorn.

Totally Original Aftermarket Fiddle-Stick.

How does it work?

Rufus explains:

"Find our website, it's totally free after you give me a donation. I like Denti-Sticks. Then I will send you the Fiddle-Stick.

Simply plug said stick into the unicorns OBD- Unicorn OBD location guide available for £300, then select the stuff you want off of the menu!

Obviously there are one or two problems but you can give your unicorn flashing blue horn! I have no thumbs and LW is a Luddite- so keep your expectations realistic!

If you unicorn does get bricked in, probably best to order from our website a BFH.

Using this large wooden stick mounted heavy lump of cast iron, you can quickly and easily unbrick your unicorn.

Obviously you do this at your own risk. I haven't tested the BFH- Big Fookin Hammer- as I have two driven axles and no thumbs, and LW cannot seem to lift said device high enough to successfully remove more than one brick at a time.

Our unicorn has been successfully upgraded in an admittedly cold unicorn storage unit and has a significantly higher BUP and torque, a flashing horn and significantly reduced emissions!

I believe anyone who cannot understand nowt technical can do this to their unicorn!

As I am offering it for free* I will not change LW subscription"

*Except for some treats. And a bone. And any food you may have lying around...

So come on all you unicorn operators! What are you waiting for!

*Edited as before and after pictures added!*

Your plainly off your nut .

FLYER · 16th May 2016, 07:41

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Originally Posted by coolcat

Oh.......I can't wait , something for nowt.......me like

No such thing as a free lunch .

Just ask the Poznan Posse.

Leyland Worldmaster · 16th May 2016, 07:46

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Originally Posted by FLYER

No such thing as a free lunch .

Just ask the Poznan Posse.

You is bad! I wouldn't take the puss like that...

coolcat · 16th May 2016, 07:46

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Originally Posted by reworht

Isn't it time you stopped loafing about and went to work?

I'm already there so TOAF that

Leyland Worldmaster · 16th May 2016, 07:51

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Originally Posted by FLYER

No such thing as a free lunch .

Just ask the Poznan Posse.

Talking of lunch, anyone fancy this?

FLYER · 16th May 2016, 07:53

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Originally Posted by Leyland Worldmaster

You is bad! I wouldn't take the puss like that...

I is fearless so stick that in your plug-in.

Lancpudn · 16th May 2016, 08:05

Morning everybody, grey chilly day here. cardigan weather in fact

stevenicks · 16th May 2016, 08:06

Morning all, a great weekend at the Midlands nano meet and the weather was excellent. Nice start to the day here so I may get the car cleaned

Lancpudn · 16th May 2016, 08:31

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Originally Posted by stevenicks

Morning all, a great weekend at the Midlands nano meet and the weather was excellent. Nice start to the day here so I may get the car cleaned

Glad you had a great weekend meet Steve. I washed mine for the first time in weeks the other day but I couldn't bring myself to polish it until I've repaired the damage to the front bumper the missus did

stevestrat · 16th May 2016, 08:32

Why do I feel I took a wrong turn and ended up in the psychiatric ward.

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