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2nd November 2020, 15:23 | #1 |
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
"Like sitting around drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation. She says she is "only thinking of me," and suggested, I go down to the Senior Centre and hang around with some of the blokes there. So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club. She replied, “Are you nuts? You're nearly 71 years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her. Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, where are your glasses? This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." "Oh no, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!" The line went dead. Life as a Senior isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun..
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233,431. That’s our second meet done, no.3 next weekend. onen hag oll Last edited by FLYING BANANA; 2nd November 2020 at 15:24.. Reason: Spellin’ |
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