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Old 7th April 2020, 11:34   #1
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Old 7th April 2020, 18:36   #2
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i've ordered some salon hair scissors off e bay as i'm going to attempt to cut my wife's hair . i usually cut the privet straight so whats the difference lol rgds mark
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Old 28th September 2020, 19:46   #3
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i've ordered some salon hair scissors off e bay as i'm going to attempt to cut my wife's hair . i usually cut the privet straight so whats the difference lol rgds mark
A privet fence won't divorce you, take half your possessions, her solicitor the other half, and leave you with the children ???
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Old 29th September 2020, 06:19   #4
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A privet fence won't divorce you, take half your possessions, her solicitor the other half, and leave you with the children ???
But it will allow you cry in private.....
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