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Old 6th June 2018, 21:26   #1
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I'm 49 and I realized I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out... the way to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... I actually stole this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, Uncle's cousin's, baby momma's Doctor..
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Old 7th June 2018, 07:47   #2
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I'm 49 and I realized I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out... the way to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... I actually stole this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, Uncle's cousin's, baby momma's Doctor..

49,??????????????
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Old 7th June 2018, 08:57   #3
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49,??????????????
49.9 and a bit more.
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Old 7th June 2018, 14:11   #4
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49.9 and a bit more.
I thought it was 69.9 Bob

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Old 7th June 2018, 14:33   #5
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Just you wait till its 90.9 then you can start complaining .
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I thought it was 69.9 Bob

Not yet, have a wee bit to go till then.
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Ahh,but what do you call "A bit more"
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Ahh,but what do you call "A bit more"
In my case, a bit more means just that. However in my defence I have memory loss on a Wednesday.
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