Health Poker.

Saga Lout · 22nd July 2016, 19:50

Owing to the issues that are health related for many of us, I propose a game of Health Poker. We all have our aches, pains and creaks where youthful fluid movement once was. As to the health Poker, it's only allowed to have the things that getting older brings, nothing serious. The winner has the most age related ailments. I've played it with old mates and, it gets silly by the time there's a winner.
I'll place the first card, it's a dodgy knee, anyone want to see me on it?

FLYER · 22nd July 2016, 19:52

I will raise you a dodgy knee and a creaking hip.

KeithA · 22nd July 2016, 19:52

I'll raise you a dodgy hip (caused by 30 years of road running with undiagnosed scoliosis)

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klarzy · 22nd July 2016, 20:12

Her Majesty will take your worn hip and raise you a full replacement on the other side with the worn one to be done in 2 years... caused by full contact Karate, road running and triathlon...

this keep fit lark is bad for you...

if only her jaw would pack up...

wraymond · 22nd July 2016, 20:18

I call you all with a hot flush.

klarzy · 22nd July 2016, 20:30

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Originally Posted by wraymond

I call you all with a hot flush.

That time of life dear ???

FLYER · 22nd July 2016, 20:35

I will throw in Hypertension and a trapped nerve in the left shoulder .

klarzy · 22nd July 2016, 20:48

Ill raise you broken toes, eczema on the feet, shot knees, a strangled testicle, stomach cramps, back pain, cracked ribs, dislocated shoulder, 2 chipped vertebrae, cracked elbow, torn ligaments in both wrists, broken fingers, broken nose, fractured eye orbit, a deep rooted anxiety complex, agoraphobia and blindness in one eye...

All because the good lady K saw my comment about her jaw...

wraymond · 22nd July 2016, 20:51

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Originally Posted by klarzy

That time of life dear ???

In spades mate.

klarzy · 22nd July 2016, 20:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by wraymond

In spades mate.

I have heard that cool beer is good for hot flushes...

22nd July 2016, 19:50	#1
Saga Lout This is my second home MG ZT and Rover 75, Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Wigan Posts: 3,276 Thanks: 2,556 Thanked 2,685 Times in 1,037 Posts	Health Poker. Owing to the issues that are health related for many of us, I propose a game of Health Poker. We all have our aches, pains and creaks where youthful fluid movement once was. As to the health Poker, it's only allowed to have the things that getting older brings, nothing serious. The winner has the most age related ailments. I've played it with old mates and, it gets silly by the time there's a winner. I'll place the first card, it's a dodgy knee, anyone want to see me on it?

22nd July 2016, 19:52	#3
KeithA Loves to post Rover 75 Conny Tourer Auto Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Essex Posts: 347 Thanks: 75 Thanked 94 Times in 71 Posts	I'll raise you a dodgy hip (caused by 30 years of road running with undiagnosed scoliosis) Sent from my LG-D855 using Tapatalk __________________ 2003 Tourer, Connoisseur Auto

22nd July 2016, 20:12	#4
klarzy This is my second home none but not gone Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: March, Cambs Posts: 16,437 Thanks: 894 Thanked 4,247 Times in 3,025 Posts	Her Majesty will take your worn hip and raise you a full replacement on the other side with the worn one to be done in 2 years... caused by full contact Karate, road running and triathlon... this keep fit lark is bad for you... if only her jaw would pack up... __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]….All praise Bananaswan….

22nd July 2016, 20:18	#5
wraymond This is my second home 75 Auto 2.5 SE Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Westcliff on Sea Posts: 5,205 Thanks: 423 Thanked 1,680 Times in 1,014 Posts	I call you all with a hot flush. __________________ member no. 235

22nd July 2016, 20:48	#8
klarzy This is my second home none but not gone Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: March, Cambs Posts: 16,437 Thanks: 894 Thanked 4,247 Times in 3,025 Posts	Ill raise you broken toes, eczema on the feet, shot knees, a strangled testicle, stomach cramps, back pain, cracked ribs, dislocated shoulder, 2 chipped vertebrae, cracked elbow, torn ligaments in both wrists, broken fingers, broken nose, fractured eye orbit, a deep rooted anxiety complex, agoraphobia and blindness in one eye... All because the good lady K saw my comment about her jaw... __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]….All praise Bananaswan….

22nd July 2016, 19:52	#2
FLYER Banned rover75 cdti AUTO TOURER 160 bhp. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Glasgow Posts: 35,346 Thanks: 2,985 Thanked 3,685 Times in 2,463 Posts	I will raise you a dodgy knee and a creaking hip.

22nd July 2016, 20:35	#7
FLYER Banned rover75 cdti AUTO TOURER 160 bhp. Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Glasgow Posts: 35,346 Thanks: 2,985 Thanked 3,685 Times in 2,463 Posts	I will throw in Hypertension and a trapped nerve in the left shoulder .