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Old 16th October 2019, 19:48   #1
FLYING BANANA
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A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.
Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room.
"What wrong with you?" he demanded. This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:
"Does she still have the hiccups?"
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Old 16th October 2019, 23:27   #2
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TOOK ME A FEW MINUTES, BUT I GOT IT IN THE END
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That's brilliant!!
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The thermostat
The brake light switch ( brake light witch I call it! )
Central locking mind of it's own.
No air-con ( I know what the problem is though )
The Maf
Number plate light circuit board
O/S/F top suspension mounting
The Clutch master cylinder push rod - just snapped
The Radio / CD player - just died.
The internal boot release switch ( witch ) mind of its own.
Throttle Potentiometer - just failed
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