Pussy Tales

solarsailor · 18th October 2021, 11:15

Guy walks into a pet shop in Amsterdam and says to the owner that he'd like to buy a cat.

The owner responds "Of course sir, we have lots of cats. Are you looking for a particular breed? We have pedigree cats unique to Holland as well as ordinary non-pedigrees."

"I didn't know Holland had its own pedigrees" says the customer.

"Oh yes" replies the owner. "We have, for instance, the Groningen Ginger, the Friesian Short Hair and the Delft Blue. These are quite rare now though so purebred cats of this type are very much in demand and quite expensive".

"Hmmm" says the customer. "Well I don't think I can afford a full purebred but I am keen on having a cat that's at least part pedigree. So tell me" the man says while gesturing back towards the shopfront...

"How Dutch is that moggie in the window?"

MarkS · 16th December 2022, 14:59

Dogs can't operate an MRI scanner.

But catscan !!!

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16th December 2022, 14:59	#2
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