Takeaway

wraymond · 22nd April 2020, 13:00

Conversation overheard in a local chippy:

Customer 1: "I fancy a Chinese, they cook each order on its own".
Customer 2: "Collie with prawns"?
Customer 3: " Naw, Chow Mein".

Number 6 · 22nd April 2020, 16:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by wraymond

Conversation overheard in a local chippy:

Customer 1: "I fancy a Chinese, they cook each order on its own".
Customer 2: "Collie with prawns"?
Customer 3: " Naw, Chow Mein".

Sorry, I have read and re-read and still dont get it

MGjim · 22nd April 2020, 17:06

I think he is referring to the Chinese canine cuisine.

tourer · 23rd April 2020, 07:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGjim

I think he is referring to the Chinese canine cuisine.

That's the only connection I could find and don't find it funny.
Each to their own!!
As they used to say, "If you have to explain a joke, it's not funny."

22nd April 2020, 13:00	#1
wraymond This is my second home 75 Auto 2.5 SE Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Westcliff on Sea Posts: 5,195 Thanks: 423 Thanked 1,680 Times in 1,014 Posts	Takeaway Conversation overheard in a local chippy: Customer 1: "I fancy a Chinese, they cook each order on its own". Customer 2: "Collie with prawns"? Customer 3: " Naw, Chow Mein". __________________ member no. 235 Last edited by wraymond; 22nd April 2020 at 15:46..

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MGjim Loves to post MG ZT-T 160+ Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Peasmarsh Posts: 390 Thanks: 45 Thanked 140 Times in 87 Posts	Takeaway I think he is referring to the Chinese canine cuisine.