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19th March 2020, 14:18 | #21 |
Posted a thing or two
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Ha Ha who would be a coppers kid. Chris.S.
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19th March 2020, 14:27 | #22 |
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Sorry I can’t link it on here but Scotland’s National Bard. Robert Burns’s poem “To a Mouse”. Has been re written now saying “To a Virus”
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19th March 2020, 18:03 | #23 |
Aged to perfection!
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from another site but it says it all
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19th March 2020, 18:13 | #24 |
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It was a quiet Monday morning in September 2053,when John awoke with the need to use the bathroom. To John this was not just any ordinary Monday morning. He knew this was the day he would be opening the last pack of toilet rolls his parents bought in 2020.
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19th March 2020, 18:43 | #25 |
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Coronavirus Rhapsody:
Bet you sing it Is this a sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught in a lockdown No escape from reality. Don’t touch your eyes Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy I’m just a poor boy, no job security Because of easy spread, even though Washed your hands, laying low I look out the window, the curve doesn’t look flatter to me, to me Mama, just killed a man Didn’t stay inside in bed I walked by him, now he’s dead Mama, life was so much fun But now I’ve caught this unforgiving plague Mama, oooooh Didn’t mean to make them die If I’m not back to work this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if people didn’t matter Too late, my time has come Sends shivers down my spine Body’s aching all the time Goodbye everybody, I’ve got the flu Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama, oooooh I don’t wanna die I sometimes wish I never went out at all I see a little silhouette of a man What a douche, what a douche Did he even wash his hands though Security is tightening Very very frightening me Gotta lay low (gotta lay low) Gotta lay low (gotta lay low) Gotta lay low masturbate Masturbate O O O O I’m just a poor boy, facing mortality HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FACING MORTALITY Spare him his life from this monstrosity Touch your face, wash your hands, will you wash your hands? BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!) BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS) BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT WASH YOUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!) WASH YOUR HANDS! (never, never, never wash your hands oh oh oh oh oh oh oh) No no no no no Oh mama mia, mia (mama mia wash your hands!) COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand? So you think we can hang out and not break our plans? Oh baby, can’t do this with me, baby, Just gotta stay home, just gotta stay home with my fever oooooh Curving can get flatter Anyone can see Curving can get flatter Curving can get flatter, you’ll see Just look out your windows….
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19th March 2020, 18:46 | #26 |
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19th March 2020, 18:50 | #27 |
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Trump speech,"Some people are dying,who have not died before."
Nice to hear him say something logical.
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19th March 2020, 22:43 | #28 |
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Just drove about 15 minutes ago to top up with diesel for tomorrow, while I was at the BP station pay before you fill, so topped up then casually asked do you sell loo roll ? yes mate how many do you want just a pack I say so came away with receipt for £16.69p and a pack of 9 loo rolls, I only put £5 diesel in
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New Arctic Roll
It will be for sale soon the new Arctic roll, its long lasting, soft to the touch, it as an extendable use period.
Wipe & Wash with Arctic Roll you know it makes sense. 1
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