Giving a talk

[Roverowner]

You´re sat there, all these people and your supposed to say a few words. Most of us have been there. If you can get this one off pat then you will be the - belle of the ball -

Tonight's the night
I shall be talking
a-bout of flu
the subject of word
association football.
This is a techn-
-ique (eke) out a living
much used in the
practice makes perfect
of psychoanaly-
sister and brother
and one that has occu-
pied piper
the
majority rule
of my
attention squad by the right number one two three four (for)
the last five
years (here's) to the memory.
It is quite remark-
able baker charlie
how
much the miller's son
this so-
called while you were out
word associ-
ation (Asian) immigrants' problems
influences the
manner (manna) from heaven
in which we
(Wee), sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie
(beasti)-al
(all-)American
speak (Speke), the famous explorer.
And the
really well that is surprising
partner in crime
is that a
lot (Lot) and his wife
of the
lions' feeding time
we may
be c d e eff-
ectively quite unaware of the
fact or fiction section of the Watford Public Library
that we are even doing
it is a far, far better thing that I do now
(now) then, now then, what's going on
(on)ward Christian
(Christian) Barnard the famous heart
(heart)y part of the lettuce
(let us) now praise famous men
(men)tal homes for loonies like me.
So (sew) on the button,
my con-
tention (tension) causing all the headaches,
is that unless we take into ac-
count of Monte Cristo
in our thin-
king George the Fifth
this phenomen-
on the other hand
we shall not be able satis-
Fact or Fiction section of the Watford Public Library again
-ily to under-
stand to attention when I'm talking to you and stop laughing,
about human nature, man's psychological
make-up some story the wife'll believe
and hence the very meaning of life it-
selfish *******, I'll kick him in the balls
(Balls) Pond Road.


Pure Python (...not much of it about these days.......)

[Rover418275]

Monty Python were so in touch with changing attitudes etc, they really did embarrass the establishment, or even just express what the public REALLY thought........... PC prevents me from showing my favourite.

Cheers

Michael (whoops)

[Roverowner]

It´s so brilliantly put together, like nearly all their stuff, that it makes you wonder if they were -on- anything

[FredSpencer]

Originally Posted by Roverowner

it makes you wonder if they were -on- anything

I saw 'em on the telly. Is that what you mean?

[Roverowner]

Originally Posted by FredSpencer

I saw 'em on the telly. Is that what you mean?

Like Come Dancing on the telly

[FredSpencer]

Originally Posted by Roverowner

Like Come Dancing on the telly

I certainly liked Ola.

[Roverowner]

Originally Posted by FredSpencer

I certainly liked Ola.

Off at a hypotamus again.... lost me

[Roverowner]

Originally Posted by Rover418275

Monty Python were so in touch with changing attitudes etc, they really did embarrass the establishment, or even just express what the public REALLY thought........... PC prevents me from showing my favourite.

Cheers

Michael (whoops)

You can always PM instead

[FredSpencer]

Originally Posted by Roverowner

Off at a hypotamus again.... lost me

Ola is certainly not a Hippopotamus - gorgeous dancer on Strictly Come Dancing, usually with not too much clothing in evidence.

Here are some pics http://www.celebs101.com/celebrity-O...n-10339--.html

[Roverowner]

Originally Posted by FredSpencer

Ola is certainly not a Hippopotamus - gorgeous dancer on Strictly Come Dancing, usually with not too much clothing in evidence.

Here are some pics http://www.celebs101.com/celebrity-O...n-10339--.html

and you told me you were watching the rugby Does she play for Wigan as well. Haven´t seen the -Strictly- version. The ordinary one, from the 60s and 70s minted a rather leud joke. If I explained it here then I think the computer would