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Old 26th November 2020, 20:44   #311
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Me too Dave, I'm getting fed up being out of action, it's about time I get some luck on my side. I still owe you that pint, will be good to catch up when I'm all sorted.

How's you these days, you've been quiet lately, how's those motors of yours?



You take it easy Jon, you will have to stop chasing the lovely nurses.

Going into hospital during a pandemic certainly isn't fun, I feel that I'm playing Russian roulette.
Any tampering with the wedding tackle isn't going to have a pain free result at any time.
It's the age old question, what's more painful? Childbirth or a kick in the balls?
I've heard many women comment that it's time to consider having another baby but, I've yet to hear any man say they're ready for another kick in the balls!
I hope it's much better soon....
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Old 26th November 2020, 21:30   #312
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Down boy, down!
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Old 27th November 2020, 20:43   #313
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Me too Dave, I'm getting fed up being out of action, it's about time I get some luck on my side. I still owe you that pint, will be good to catch up when I'm all sorted.

How's you these days, you've been quiet lately, how's those motors of yours?



You take it easy Jon, you will have to stop chasing the lovely nurses.

Going into hospital during a pandemic certainly isn't fun, I feel that I'm playing Russian roulette.
Nurses--?????

OK. Here's a pic of my three French nurses.


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Old 28th November 2020, 13:53   #314
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This will make you guys fall over with laughter I'm having to wear compression stockings and some sort of supportive underwear. These were given to me by the hospital, they are real tight and made from some white see through netting type material I look hilarious, my wife can't stop laughing.
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Old 28th November 2020, 19:08   #315
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Lol Bob, You really wouldn't want to see a pic, stockings and see through pants really isn't a good look on a guy, unless you're at one of those party's of course.

What day are we on? day 4... I really feel cr*p, I've been in bed these past 3 days, it sure has knocked the wind out of my sails, I feel positive though.

I just need to keep reminding Tracey to cover up, I can't have too many distraction's at the moment. Lol
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Lol Bob, You really wouldn't want to see a pic, stockings and see through pants really isn't a good look on a guy, unless you're at one of those party's of course.

What day are we on? day 4... I really feel cr*p, I've been in bed these past 3 days, it sure has knocked the wind out of my sails, I feel positive though.

I just need to keep reminding Tracey to cover up, I can't have too many distraction's at the moment. Lol
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Old 28th November 2020, 23:10   #317
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Oh my God that's all he needs now. Walking across the floor, tripping over a carpet and pole vaulting out of the window.--------( If you get my drift.---Lol. )





Ps. I'm in total admiration of WES for actually being able to see the funny side and make jokes about his medical treatment.---( I'm sure all I would do is wander around whimpering. ) Good on you Wes. I hope the future gets rapidly brighter for you now.

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Old 30th November 2020, 18:10   #318
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Oh my God that's all he needs now. Walking across the floor, tripping over a carpet and pole vaulting out of the window.--------( If you get my drift.---Lol. )





Ps. I'm in total admiration of WES for actually being able to see the funny side and make jokes about his medical treatment.---( I'm sure all I would do is wander around whimpering. ) Good on you Wes. I hope the future gets rapidly brighter for you now.
I'm always laughing at myself Jon, I feel the ability to laugh at yourself helps give a healthy attitude to life, otherwise one would go mad.

Another thing I've discovered... is not to take walking for granted. The ability to stand and walk must put a lot of stress on the body, I don't think we quite realise, I would imagine the gravity from sitting to standing must effect blood pressure and irritate inflammation, this must effect certain areas of the body I guess.

Anyway, today is the first day I've been able to poop, I forgot anaesthesia can cause constipation, they put you on laxatives.

I do feel a bit better today, still painful and achy though. I can feel a real tightness in the groin, it blooming hurts, I guess it's the stitches that are inside. I still cant tell if it's worked or not, early days I guess.

I've not grown any breasts yet I just hope my remaining one can produce enough testosterone, otherwise I will be on TRP, we shall see.

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Old 30th November 2020, 19:14   #319
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Old 1st December 2020, 19:36   #320
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Oh Harry, Harry, Harry.-----I guess we'll have to send a pretty young girl around to see you and give your sex education a slight boost.---
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