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11th May 2012, 21:16
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That's not right. Sum Ting Wong. Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding. See me ASAP. Kum Hia Nao. Stupid man. Dum Fuk. Small horse. Tai Ni Po Ni. Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan. I bumped into the coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni. I think you need a face lift. Chin Tu fat. It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim. I thought you was on a diet? Wai Yu Mun Ching. This is a tow away zone. No Pah Kin. Our meeting is tomorrow. Wai Yu Kum Nao. Staying out of sight. Lei ying Lo. He is cleaning his car. Wa shing ka. You have BO. Yu Stin Ki Pu. Great. Fa Kin Su Pa.  :getme coat:
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11th May 2012, 21:32
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I love the edit :- Reason: Spelling!!
 Reminds me of the one of the guy in the Chinese restaurant with an absolutely huge plate of Special Fried Rice. “Blimey, what did you order, mate?” “I don’t know, I only asked for 20 Number 6”
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11th May 2012, 22:27
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233,431. That’s our second meet done, no.3 next weekend. onen hag oll |
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19th May 2012, 06:02
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Once went out with a Chinese teenager:- Wai tu yung
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22nd May 2012, 07:01
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Compiled all the above and sent them to my colleague next to me at the office (who has been married to a Chinese girl for 3 years now and never been able to learn Chinese). He was thrilled at first then he got it and had a good laugh
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22nd May 2012, 21:52
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Had to say each one of these out loud but had a dam good laugh doing so! Thanks for sharing.
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