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29th May 2012, 16:34
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Small....Far away Join Date: Feb 2010
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Tiger Woods in Ireland
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are dose?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger. "Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"
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29th May 2012, 18:35
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MG ZT 1.8t+. No.3 of 4 in Sunspot Yellow & Ford Fiesta in Black. Join Date: Aug 2010
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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Like it.
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29th May 2012, 20:16
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This is my second home
All Trophy Blue ,ZT260#50 , ZT CDTI Auto, ZR105+ and 1.8T Firefrost spoiling the Set . Join Date: Nov 2006
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tut
A degraded version (down to a bmw) of the old Rolls Royce Joke ...  
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 The Three Bloo's Wifey's Zr105, MY CDTI & 260 #50 and Number One sons 1.8T in Firefrost When I were a lad Zero to 142 in 10.25 secs at the Pod on my Blown Norton. 210 Kart Champ in 70's |
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29th May 2012, 20:19
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This is my second home
Rover 75 1.8 Connoisseur SE and a Ford S-Max Titanium Join Date: Jan 2012
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Nice one Jay
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Mods so far: Plenums, bonnet release mod, handbrake compensator (arctic), rear parking sensors, coolant level sensor (Vindaloo), DRL's, Fan resistor upgrade ( Jules), Marmite lighting, Auto dimming rear view mirror, twin horns, fog lights, real walnut dash, walnut gear knob, Sean DD unit with DVB-T, message centre ipk, electric sun blind, auto opening boot lid, walnut steering wheel, electric seats Link to my Auto Boot Lift Mod http://www.the75andztclub.co.uk/foru...d.php?t=114273 |
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30th May 2012, 07:00
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Loves to post
Rover 75 Tourer 2.5 V6 with a Rottey asleep in the back... Join Date: Dec 2011
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Very good, i will tell that one to her in doors family when next in Ireland...lol
thanks Paul
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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]My 4th Rover, 1st, Rover Metro Rio,... 2nd,Kensington Green Rover 414i,... 3rd White Gold Rover 600 2.0l si ,... Other Car Marine Blue Dodge Caliber 2.0 ltr Sport Auto SXT. Membership No: 001 118 This vehicle was the 17th 75 Tourer in Cimarron Green to be made out of 161 Cimarron Green 75 Tourers |
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31st May 2012, 21:59
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I really should get out more.......
ZT-T 160 1.8T Join Date: Jan 2008
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That is a class one fella
.Cheers Tony
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1st June 2012, 18:31
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I really should get out more.......
Rover 75 Saloon 2.5V6+Auto - Pack Luxe & Sterling Join Date: Nov 2006
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I'm bookmarking this one
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