Surgeons

barrienixon · 8th October 2011, 17:24

Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best, everything inside is colour coded."

The second surgeon says, "No, librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The third surgeon shut them up with: "You're all wrong, politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brain and no spine.
Plus the head and the *** are interchangeable."

Poppy · 8th October 2011, 17:26

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Originally Posted by barrienixon

Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best, everything inside is colour coded."

The second surgeon says, "No, librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The third surgeon shut them up with: "You're all wrong, politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brain and no spine.
Plus the head and the *** are interchangeable."

RPWC · 8th October 2011, 17:51

never was a true er word spoken in jest

majedm75 · 15th October 2011, 16:58

My eyes, I could read this the other side of the room and with sun glasses

FLYER · 15th October 2011, 17:00

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Originally Posted by majedm75

My eyes, I could read this the other side of the room and with sun glasses

tis a tad bright

8th October 2011, 17:24	#1
barrienixon Avid contributor ZT CDTi + 114 Blue Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Balloch Posts: 206 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Surgeons Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said, "Electricians are the best, everything inside is colour coded." The second surgeon says, "No, librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third surgeon shut them up with: "You're all wrong, politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brain and no spine. Plus the head and the *** are interchangeable."

8th October 2011, 17:51	#3
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15th October 2011, 16:58	#4
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