Labour pains.A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon

VVC-Geeza · 5th October 2011, 18:40

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.

Chipper · 6th October 2011, 08:25

Poppy · 6th October 2011, 13:20

greendriver · 6th October 2011, 13:25

That's just a viscous(!) rumour...it was the baker who was brown bread!

majedm75 · 15th October 2011, 17:12

In the same series:

Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner:

"Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son!

"OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!"

"What DVD?" "Toy Story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a p*rn" cried the son.

Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what p*rn was!" Robot then slaps the dad!

Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son." Robot then slaps the mom!!!!

Poppy · 15th October 2011, 17:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by majedm75

In the same series:

Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner:

"Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son!

"OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!"

"What DVD?" "Toy Story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a p*rn" cried the son.

Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what p*rn was!" Robot then slaps the dad!

Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son." Robot then slaps the mom!!!!

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6th October 2011, 13:25	#4
greendriver This is my second home MG ZTT 180 in Poseidon Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Croydon Posts: 3,745 Thanks: 44 Thanked 86 Times in 75 Posts	That's just a viscous(!) rumour...it was the baker who was brown bread! __________________ *None of my troubles are Rover*

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majedm75 I really should get out more....... Rover 75 Saloon 2.5V6+Auto - Pack Luxe & Sterling Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris-France & Cairo-Egypt Posts: 2,122 Thanks: 6 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	In the same series: Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner: "Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "OK, I watched a DVD at my friends house!" "What DVD?" "Toy Story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a prn" cried the son. Dad yells "What! When I was your age I didn't know what prn was!" Robot then slaps the dad! Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son." Robot then slaps the mom!!!! __________________ Majed [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Member no. 36 - Samarkand, I miss you so much "Miss April 2010"!

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