Marriage is like

[FLYER]

Now on my 3rd marriage , first one lasted 2 years which was a miracle as she should never have left her mother .
Second lasted 20 years and was fine until she decided to give up drinking and take up salsa dancing then lose her marbles .
Third one now in it,s second year !! ANOTHER MIRACLE

[COLVERT]

Originally Posted by Poppy

Hiya D. Nooooo, No one is having a pop at me... Nothing to do with the content of this thread.... I just have to cut my posts down full stop...

There is NOT one single, good reason, why you should.

If you let your petals fall off one more time I'm going to SUPERGLUE them on to stop you doing it again.

[Rover 75 Man]

Originally Posted by suzublu

a hurricane, lots of huffing & puffing, & then you lose your house

lmao :d nice one

[scouseeric]

Marriage is like a pack of cards.... starts off with two hearts and a diamond;
.........then you want a club and a spade!

Eric

[majedm75]

Originally Posted by suzublu

A hurricane, lots of huffing & puffing, & then you lose your house

The way I heard it:

Question: What's the difference between a woman and a hurricane?
Reply: None, they both arrive huffing, puffing and wet, and in the end you lose your house and all you got...

[stormbind]

Originally Posted by Poppy

A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes

That's what I said. I did the biggest part of the dishes-task by installing the dish washer.