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Old 23rd January 2012, 09:01   #1
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So here's one i hope you enjoy

A little girl gets driven to school every morning by her grandad. One day, he wasn't too good so her nan takes her instead. That night her mum asked her how her day had been. ' well mummy, nanna went the same way to school that grandad goes, but do you know what, we never saw one moron, 'kin ....head,flash ........, or blind .....'



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Old 23rd January 2012, 10:30   #2
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LOL. very good.
Try This one.
Man comes home from work to find the washing machine perched with 2 bricks on one side.
He asked his wife. is there someting wrong with it.
She replied no stupid I'm washing at 30 degrees!
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Old 25th January 2012, 11:02   #3
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So here's one i hope you enjoy

A little girl gets driven to school every morning by her grandad. One day, he wasn't too good so her nan takes her instead. That night her mum asked her how her day had been. ' well mummy, nanna went the same way to school that grandad goes, but do you know what, we never saw one moron, 'kin ....head,flash ........, or blind .....'

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Our younger daughter used to get reprimanded by her school teacher every day in kindergarten. One day, her mum asked her (seemingly knowing the answer already...) how was your day today sweetie?
She replied that she was not reprimanded this day at school
Mum: great you were good then today
No, we had a replacement teacher today...
Mum:
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