I think you are the father to one of my kids!

Jay · 5th June 2012, 15:49

A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says"Hello!".
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my bum with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's English
teacher. We met at the last parents' evening"

Nige B · 5th June 2012, 19:56

lolling ,,,,,,,

majedm75 · 6th June 2012, 13:50

Spilled my coffee on the keyboard

Westonboy · 6th June 2012, 14:10

No more celery for me.

5th June 2012, 15:49	#1
Jay This is my second home Small....Far away Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Norwich Posts: 9,473 Thanks: 2,707 Thanked 2,060 Times in 1,194 Posts	I think you are the father to one of my kids! A man goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says"Hello!". He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my bum with wet celery?' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's English teacher. We met at the last parents' evening" __________________ ~Karma will help or hinder you. Therefore look positive for this day~

6th June 2012, 13:50	#3
majedm75 I really should get out more....... Rover 75 Saloon 2.5V6+Auto - Pack Luxe & Sterling Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris-France & Cairo-Egypt Posts: 2,122 Thanks: 6 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Spilled my coffee on the keyboard __________________ Majed [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Member no. 36 - Samarkand, I miss you so much "Miss April 2010"!

5th June 2012, 19:56	#2
Nige B This is my second home honda civic Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: lowton Posts: 4,414 Thanks: 899 Thanked 616 Times in 490 Posts	lolling ,,,,,,,

6th June 2012, 14:10	#4
Westonboy Posted a thing or two Honda Jazz Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Llangollen Posts: 1,025 Thanks: 301 Thanked 344 Times in 158 Posts	No more celery for me.