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Old 1st November 2011, 20:21   #1
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A hurricane, lots of huffing & puffing, & then you lose your house
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Old 2nd November 2011, 00:13   #2
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A hurricane, lots of huffing & puffing, & then you lose your house
You're not selling it...
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Old 2nd November 2011, 00:30   #3
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Marriage is great, you get to work towards divorce then get our life back,
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Old 2nd November 2011, 00:35   #4
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Marriage is great, you get to work towards divorce then get our life back,
I read you But I do not miss the house so much, just the workshop/ 2 x car garage with toilet and wash room Ce la vie

And now I've got a busier life being single
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Old 2nd November 2011, 05:48   #5
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We have been married for 56 years and I have no complaints I dont know about Lilian though
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Old 2nd November 2011, 06:50   #6
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Divorce.
Who Needs Furniture Anyway??

Been Divorced 4 years now... best thing I ever did getting rid of that woman... However still being dragged through the courts by her and still have a huge debt that she rang up and I have to pay (since I work and she lives it large with government money!)
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Old 2nd November 2011, 07:41   #7
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We have been married for 56 years and I have no complaints I dont know about Lilian though
Not married but been with my partner 29 years, and I have plenty of complaints. Wouldn't have it any other way though...
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Old 2nd November 2011, 16:26   #8
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18 years for us and I still get a choice, I either want to or have to .

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Old 4th November 2011, 11:39   #9
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had to have my other halfs toes removed . so she could get closer to the kitchen sink. shhhhhhhhhhhh she`s coming
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Old 4th November 2011, 13:12   #10
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