Advertising a car for sale

[Ian G]

Let's tell it as it is..Made me smile..
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...7038427074656/

[trikey]

I do like ‘don’t ask me anymore questions’

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[Yorkshire GOC]

That was funny

[Mike Noc]

A good sales technique - it sold.

[edwardmk]

Originally Posted by Ian G

Let's tell it as it is..Made me smile..
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace...7038427074656/

Clicked on the link and got hundreds of things for sale. Guess I missed it. Should have asked a ten year old I guess!

[Rogue]

Originally Posted by edwardmk

Clicked on the link and got hundreds of things for sale. Guess I missed it. Should have asked a ten year old I guess!

The text of the advert below

Seller's Description

Does driving at the speed limit scare you? This may well be the car for you! Subaru Impreza SPORT NON TURBO manual! Imagine all the excitement, joy, cool noises and sheer brutal acceleration the 2.0 turbo impreza brings you... well this has none of that Fortunately Subaru spent millions of pounds designing the impreza and it’s rally winning suspension design only for someone to ruin it and fit coilovers that Zheng sells on eBay Different colour panels obviously add to the speed and the turbo scoop to fool people into thinking you’re wasting lots of money to make all that noise when really this car has never came on boost in its life! The rear parcel shelf must have been made out of lead as it’s been thrown away as with the radio as why would you not want to listen to the deafening sound of disappointment out of the exhaust? Fortunately the exhaust is big enough to get my size 11 timberlands in so it’ll warm most shoes. Now if you want to entice 16 year olds into your car at McDonald’s this is the prime vehicle. And even has back doors for more whores! This being the sport model id hate to think how slow the non sport model was. It’s got extra reflectors on the back as the herpes looking rear lights obviously don’t conform to CE regulations It’s in no way sporty It won’t do skids It’s not fast at all It’s embarrassingly loud It’s about as comfortable to drive as throwing yourself face first down a flight of stairs Now for the bad bits.... It runs and drives It’s mot’d till 27th March 2020 The wheels and tyres are fairly “alright” It’s £400 The lowest I would go is probably sleeping with my misses nan. May part x something funny YOU HAVE TO COLLECT IT FROM BRIDPORT DORSET. I can deliver. I don’t know anything else about it so please don’t ask me questions or I’ll just make up the answers

[edwardmk]

Originally Posted by Rogue

The text of the advert below

Seller's Description

Does driving at the speed limit scare you? This may well be the car for you! Subaru Impreza SPORT NON TURBO manual! Imagine all the excitement, joy, cool noises and sheer brutal acceleration the 2.0 turbo impreza brings you... well this has none of that Fortunately Subaru spent millions of pounds designing the impreza and it’s rally winning suspension design only for someone to ruin it and fit coilovers that Zheng sells on eBay Different colour panels obviously add to the speed and the turbo scoop to fool people into thinking you’re wasting lots of money to make all that noise when really this car has never came on boost in its life! The rear parcel shelf must have been made out of lead as it’s been thrown away as with the radio as why would you not want to listen to the deafening sound of disappointment out of the exhaust? Fortunately the exhaust is big enough to get my size 11 timberlands in so it’ll warm most shoes. Now if you want to entice 16 year olds into your car at McDonald’s this is the prime vehicle. And even has back doors for more whores! This being the sport model id hate to think how slow the non sport model was. It’s got extra reflectors on the back as the herpes looking rear lights obviously don’t conform to CE regulations It’s in no way sporty It won’t do skids It’s not fast at all It’s embarrassingly loud It’s about as comfortable to drive as throwing yourself face first down a flight of stairs Now for the bad bits.... It runs and drives It’s mot’d till 27th March 2020 The wheels and tyres are fairly “alright” It’s £400 The lowest I would go is probably sleeping with my misses nan. May part x something funny YOU HAVE TO COLLECT IT FROM BRIDPORT DORSET. I can deliver. I don’t know anything else about it so please don’t ask me questions or I’ll just make up the answers

Hilarious advert. Much appreciate you posting that. lol