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Old 21st July 2020, 09:56   #1
FLYING BANANA
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A husband took his wife camping for the first time:

Considering himself an experienced outdoors man, he passed along outdoor survival tips at every chance he got. However, one day they got lost hiking in the deep woods.

The husband tried the usual tactics to determine direction moss on the trees (there was none), direction of the sun (it was an overcast day), etc., etc.

Just as his wife was beginning to panic, he spotted a small cabin off in the distance. He pulled out his binoculars, studied the cabin, turned and led them right back to the campsite.

"That was terrific." She said. "How did you do it?"

"Simple." He replied. "In this part of the country all the TV satellite dishes point south."
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