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Nicknames
Some funny nicknames that have been given to some characters from Glasgow, Scotland by their workmates and friends:
*Two Soups* His real name is Campbell Baxter. *Norrie Two Bonnets* The Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap. *The Colostomy* The girlfriend of a married man (i.e. the wee bag on the side). *The Boomerang Kid* Whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always replies: “I'll get back to you on that.” *The Parachute* Lets everyone down at the last minute. *Rembrandt* Loves saying to colleagues: “Let me put you in the picture.” *Bo Derek* A chap called Derek with terrible body odour. *The Genie* Magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle. *Dulux* His pals reckon he's only got one coat. *Soapy* Washes his hands of any problems that crop up.. *The Yeti* Always on the sick. Many unconfirmed sightings of this guy, but nobody can prove he actually exists. *The Gas Man* He's serviced loads of old boilers. *The Hostage* When anyone asks for help he always replies: “Sorry, my hands are tied.” *The Olympic Flame* He never goes out. And finally..... There was a stevedore at Ramsgate harbour whose mates called him "The Ailing Crab" He was always taking time off because one of his nippers was poorly.
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233,320. New rear tyres on order for BBB. onen hag oll Last edited by FLYING BANANA; 22nd July 2020 at 17:19.. Reason: Spellin’ |
22nd July 2020, 18:11 | #2 |
I really should get out more.......
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Glutton for punishment --- Previously ... 2.6 SD1 x 2, 3.5 SD1, 820S, 820Si x2, 216 Gsi, 220T saloon, 414, 45 1.4 x2 and now a Cowley 75 CDT |
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